This is a book that brings a smile to my face. How many times have you encountered situations in your daily life that are...

A. Irritating
B. Beyond Irritating
C. Insanely Irritating

So what can be more than Insanely Irritating? Try P**sed Off. This book is a compilation of observations. Observations about people who do irritating things and everything else that isn’t quite right by my standards.

I’m a middle-aged guy. It seems that for some reason the older I’ve become my “BS meter” has inched down toward zero. My wife tells me that “inched” is not accurate. More like a plummeting freefall. The point is that I’m no longer very tolerant of stupid things. I rant. I rave. I find myself talking more and more to the TV. My wife says the term “talking” is inaccurate. She says yelling and screaming are the operative words here.

You can’t imagine how much fun it was to write this book. It was certainly therapeutic...hence the smile on my face. Check out a few of the excerpts and see if they cause your head to nod in agreement and maybe bring a smile to your lips.

Click on the Sound-Off section of this website and post your own version of the things that p**s you off. Read what others have written. And by all means, keep it clean. We’ll remove postings that contain vulgarities.

Oh, and by the way...please buy my book. The medical community tells us that laughing more will help us live longer. Maybe if you read this book you can live to be 120. No guarantees though. But if you buy my book I guarantee that I’ll laugh all the way to the bank!

 

The author, Dr. I. M. Pistoph, is an amateur gynecologist who also writes books. He lives in a tree house and eats bees. When he was growing up he invented freckles and continues to live off their royalties to this day. He graduated from the Royal Academy of Morticians with a BS degree and got his doctoral certificate from Boll Weevil College of the Adirondacks. His hobbies include speed-walking on the ocean floor, collecting carburetors from 1927 threshing machines, and growing prize-winning rutabagas.

Dr. Pistoph is a real person but isn’t willing to give you his real name because he is afraid that if he p**ses someone off with this book they will bring a bag of dog poop to his front door, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run away.