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OK, here’s your chance. Write in the space provided something that p**ses you off. Then read what p**ses other people off. Keep it clean. We’ll remove postings that contain obscenities and vulgarity (it’s probably one in the same – we’ll decide) and anything else that in our sole opinion we deem to be unworthy.
Read what p**ses other people off.What really pisses me off is people that are pissed off about everything. :)
Im also pissed off that common sense is no longer "common" and that conventional wisdom is neither "wise" nor "conventional."
And, Im pissed off that blatant left-wing propaganda (MSNBC) is considered "news" by a certain presidential administration, but the only outlet doing serious investigative reporting (FOX) is considered "not news." Stank Piss Nice. This is the most fantastic bunch of crap Ive ever read. Im pissed at AIG, Barrack Obama, Barney Frank, Christopher Dodd, Timothy Geithner, weak-kneed Republicans, the US auto industry, greedy labor unions, global warming wackos, and everyone else who is trying to get something from me!! This web site pisses me off ... because it is such a good idea, I could have thought of it.
I need a good place to rant about people that really piss me off … such as:
1. My next door neighbor Jeff
2. President Lyndon Johnson
3. My coworkers
4. Adult siblings who never contact me unless they want to complain about me
5. People who produce, sell, or consume dirty pictures
6. Anybody who cheats on their spouse
7. People who are oblivious to their cheating spouses
8. Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and everybody else who invades my field of vision while in the checkout line at the supermarket
9. The self righteous (other then me)
10. Anybody who believes that their duty is to “protect” other adults
11. Any adult who believes somebody else has a duty to “protect” them
12. Alien conspiracy whack jobs
13. Dimwitted Hollywood executives who produce reality television
14. Dorks who enjoy watching reality television
15. Advertisers who sponsor reality television
16. Whiny teenage children
17. People who refer to their offspring as “Loin Fruit”
18. People who blame religion for the worlds problems
19. People who blame the non-religious for the worlds problems
20. Al Gore
21. South Park
22. Elitist scientists
23. Fanatical evangelical Christians
24. People who spread lies
25. Blokes who won’t let me get a word in edgewise
26. Ministers who disseminate invalid, incomplete, and lame propaganda to their parishioners to “protect” them from other religions.
27. Any group of people who claim that they have a unique “culture” that entitles them to special privileges: i.e., the Deaf Culture; the Gay Community; etc.
28. Nazi’s; Neo Nazis; Fascists; and the National Democratic Party
29. The National Republican Party Bruce, what a fabulous book! I agree with 99%.
Marty You wanna know what else pisses me off? This economy!!! What pisses me off right now is political slandering. I am trying to teach my 4 yr old to be kind to his friends and not speak mean or bad about people. I turn on the TV and that is precisely what the people who want to run my country are doing. Why is it OK for our leaders but not for our children?!?! Dr. I.M. Pistoph ranks right up there with Joe the Plumber! A reading must.
JFS Well, I hate to say it but the number one thing that pisses me off is when people wont spell out words but put little *s and %s in instead. Really? Come on ... dont you have the b@ll$ to type it out the real way?
GREAT site! Ill be back to sound off! Thanks! I hate it when I go to a store and people assume that I work there. They ask me questions about which isle to go to for potatoe chips.
"Do I look like an English major to you?!" I ask. Hysterically funny! Great bathroom reading material! Im giving this book as Christmas gifts to a bunch of my "hard to buy for" people. And, what p**ses me off? Know-it-alls! Especially in a meeting when no one else can fit a word in edge-wise. I hate it when I go to a store and people assume that I work there. They ask me questions about which isle to go to for potatoe chips.
"Do I look like an English major to you?!" I ask. If most things in life p**s you off you live under constant stress which is bad for your health. That is why I invented P**S–OFF food that relieve this stress instantly. Pop one in the moment you get p**sed. Guaranteed to calm you instantly and let you enjoy your p**s off moments. P**S-OFF gum and candy available at your nearest retailer now. Look for genuine P**S-OFF brand name and don’t be fooled by other imitators. What pisses me off is when people throw their cigarette butts on the ground rather than throwing them away. Dont these people realize that they are hugely contributing to global warming!? |
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